Pakistan claims they defeated India during Operation Sindoor and shot down XY numbers of advanced Indian jets Rafales (We are using XY as a place holder since the number changes depending on how high a Pakistani is while mentioning the number). Meanwhile, Pakistani Defence Minister Khawaja Asif has said that they can’t defeat Baloch rebels seeking independence from Pakistan because the Balochs have night vision goggles.
Pakistan has the technology to defeat world powers, destroy advanced fighter jets, but apparently, night vision goggles is where they have to surrender. Who knew, maybe all it will take to defeat Pakistan Army is a couple of such night vision goggles.
Khawaja Asif also said that Balochs have rifles, now, how can an Army fight against people with Rifles? Balochs should have come with sticks and branches of a tree to fight with the Pakistan Army. How can Pakistan fight with people carrying rifles?
Defence Minister Asif was making these remarks in the wake of Baloch attack on Pakistani security forces that killed nearly 200 Pakistani security personnel.
When questioned how can Pakistani Army be so blindsided and get attacked so easily, Khawaja Asif also said that Balochistan is too big to be controlled. Ye lo, if Balochistan is too big for Pakistan Army then entire Pakistan is even bigger, how will these security personnel control the entire Pakistan.
As per Pakistani Defence Minister, Balochistan Rebel Army has advanced weapons so Pakistan Army can’t defeat them. Great, you can’t defeat night vision goggles, but claims they defeated Indian Army which has state of the art weapons.
Reacting to Khawaja Asif statement, on the condition of anonymity, a senior Pakistani Army officer said, “Defence Minister saab is totally right. We can’t see in the dark. Ullu thodi hain. Baloch rebels can see in the dark. Therefore, they manage to attack us and kill our soldiers while we keep waiting for the sun torise. You must have seen Indian Air Force also launches attacks on us during the night when we can’t see anything. They take advantage of this weakness of us humans not to see at night. If some country donates night vision goggles to us, then see how we give a befitting response to our enemies.”
When reminded that Balochs have also attacked Pakistan Army during the day and even then Pakistani Army couldn’t do anything, the officer said, “Oh it must be cloudy during that time. That is why we couldn’t see anything. Clouds must be very dark at the time.”
Meanwhile, Baloch rebels have accused Defence Minister Khawaja Asif of attempting to kill them with laughter with such claims.








